oh nothing much.. to all the gurls who need a laugh and to the men who think they can handle it.. PART 1?
He said . . .. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it. She said .. . You wear pants don't you?
He said .. . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you?
She said . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
On a wall in a ladies room . .. "My husband follows
me everywhere" Written just below it . " I do not"
Q.How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
world does it take to do the dishes?
A.Both of them.
Q.How does a man show that he is planning for the
future?
A.He buys two cases of beer.
Q.What is the difference between men and government
bonds?
A.The bonds mature.
Q..Why are blonde jokes so short?
A.So men can remember them.
Q:How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper?
A.We don't know; it has never happened
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Ha, Ha-I can relate to them all, honey!
Very funny! I really needed a laugh this morning. My day is nothing but problems already. Thanks!
I would like to know how you got hold of private conversations with my EX-wife? Unless you are her then all i have to say is can i have my balls back now ? lol
Good news, bad news, the good news, men are created equil, the bad news, men are created equil.
Good news, bad news, good news, there is plenty of money, bad news, it is in his pocket.
There is only one thing that can keep your man home, TV. There is only one thing you can do to upset him, Hide the remote.
Men are far more proud of their 5% contribution. Senario, Wife is out mowing lawn and husband yells out, “Honey, you know that ash tray in the living room? I got ya covered”
No wonder woman can not measure, men been telling women that 4 inches is 12.
The difference between men and women. Women get exited to actually go do something, men get excited to actually not have to go do something.
Very funny!!! I really needed a good laugh. My day has been full of problems and stress and it’s good to relax and enjoy a laugh.. Thanks!!
so stupid
Hoe should I comment. It also did not happen with me.